The Narrator
The Narrator was never supposed to be part of the story. He doesn't go to the school, he doesn't live in the neighborhood, and technically, he doesn't even exist. But someone has to keep track of all the eye-rolling, storm-off arguments, and poorly thought-out decisions these kids keep making. He'll tell you he's impartial. He isn't. He'll say he doesn't interrupt. He does. And while he insists he's only here to explain what's happening, the truth is he's enjoying himself far too much.